Well if you haven't heard this one yet you should....It's so very different.....
here goes...and before you ask for it, sorry I wouldn't be able to translate it one bit!!! :)
deshlai bakshow, ek glash eksho
raakhdhaak bondho, kaatlam skondho
nishpran kontho, ghentey ghonto
absurd golpo, chhablami olpo
baagnaan beerbhoom churi jaaye sheet ghoom
in fact virus, chokchok smart ass!